Summer 10, Tue (Mar 28)
Chiyo: I love living with Tae so far. Last night, I earned my final badge and quit Scouts. This afternoon, I come home an A student and graduate early right away. Tae’s left a note saying he’s cleaning the canal.
Homestyle pet recipes require L2 cooking, so I prepare some Sweet and Sour Eggplant first. Yeah, yeah, Tae wants me to be Chopstick Savvy.
I’ll try to feed Sasuke and Mia one cooked meal every day.
Chiyo: I know, I know, Sasuke. You’re feeling lonely without Juwon.
Sasuke: *whimpers
Chiyo: Let's go for aa short walk, k?
Chiyo: Tae’s acting strange. He returns home, congratulates me on graduating early, then asks me to go clean the canal. The bike parts collection isn’t even my thing, but I do like fishing, so…
Rowan (left): Ollie, Tae talked you into this craziness, too?
Ollie: Dude, when Tae phoned and asked me to come over dressed like a firefighter, I thought he and I were finally hooking up. But you're here, too, so I guess not.
Irene: Holy guacamole! Tae invited me over to mentor Chiyo in Baking, but I walk in on this! Isn’t that Jace in front of me, getting low? Can I hire these guys if I ever have a bachelorette party?
Rowan (center): Pretty certain Tae’s punishing me for trying to teach his sister about the birds and the bees last night. I swear, I’m never mentoring Chiyo unless Tae’s in the room with us!
Ollie (left): No, I’m not staring at Tae behind his back.
Rohan Elderberry (right): Why am I even here? Tae and I only chatted, like once in passing.
Irene: Just when I think the room couldn’t get any hotter, a mysterious firefigher struts over saying, “Hold my beer,” then offers me a seductive dance. (His tattoo doesn’t give him away at all.)
Irene: When I start dancing the Rumbasim, the usually-reclusive Rowan sidles over to show us how it’s done.
Rowan: Honey, help! Tae’s being a bad moral influence!
Jace: Oh please! Everyone knows the Rumbasim can only be danced spontaneously.
Irene (dancing the Rumbasim): I could get use to this! I’m like the filling of a firefighter sandwich! *peers closely at each firefighter to make sure Wolfie’s not here
Rowan: Irene, that ship has sailed! But no, he’s not here.
Watcher: Please note that no sims were added to Tae’s household for the capture of these screenshots. This is just Irene, autonomously living her best life…but without Louie and Wolfie.
Irene: And remember, boys…
Firefighters (in unison): What happens in Nordhaven, stays in Nordhaven.
Watcher’s notes:
*You no doubt recognize the post title as a line from Nelly’s Hot in Herre.
*The firefighter thing was only going to be 1-2 screenshots but I got carried away by the silliness. I hope nobody is offended.
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